Hunter

• Main character of Zoo University
• Good student, but also likes to party
• Lives in the dorms
• Part-time job as the equipment manager for Zoo University’s football team
• Always uses a sarcastic tone

Barnaby

• Hunter’s irresponsible roommate
• Always partying
• Sleeps with anyone
• Makes money by doing testing at local hospital
• “Keep it sleazy.”

Libby

• Betsy’s roommate
• Low self-esteem
• Promiscuous
• Has a large collection of sex toys
• Oral fixation
• Shot girl at The Broken Cage Tavern
• “Are you sure your roommate is asleep?”

Shel Turtlwitz

• Nerdy Residential Advisor (R.A.)
• Runs numerous school clubs (Forget Alcohol Fridays)
• Plays the Oboe
• Not liked in the dorm
• “Not on my watch.”

Cotton

• Stoner neighbor
• Barnaby’s giggling side-kick
• Always has the munchies
• Takes an interest in protecting the Earth
• “Want some?”

Larson

• Residence unknown
• Shady guy who doesn’t attend school
• Hooks-up college students with illegal goods
• “I got what’cha need.”

Ganish

• Lives in the dorms
• Foreigner
• Father is a rich Sheik
• Drives a nice car to class
• Wants an American girl
• “I’ve got diplomatic immunity!”

Blaire and Claire

• Live in the dorms
• Polite twin sisters
• Both like Hunter
• Both want to be nurses
• Decorate dorm room with arts and crafts
• “No! I’m CLAIRE!”

Cannon

• Lives in a frat house
• Bad temper, likes to pick fights
• Womanizer
• Okay grades through cheating
• Binge drinker
• Tries to recruit Hunter to frat
• Hates pledges
• “There’s no tail at this party!”

Pierce

• Lives in the dorms
• Hypochondriac, introverted, virgin
• Momma’s boy on his own for the first time
• Good student
• “I think I’m dying.”

Betsy

• Lives in the dorms
• Very religious
• Always studying
• Frowns upon her roommate Libby’s lifestyle
• Volunteers at local church
• Like to take photographs of things that look like Jesus
• “Ans the good book says…”

Lorenzo

• Kicked out of the dorms, lives off campus
• Rowdy pervert
• Always in trouble with school officials
• “It ain’t gonna suck itself.”

Fawn

• Lives in the dorms
• Dream girl
• Guys are always doing things for her
• Girls are jealous of her

Byron

• Lives in football house
• Destructive when drunk
• Doesn’t like Hunter
• Dim-witted

Sergaie

• Lives in the dorms

Preston

• Lives in the dorms

Cunny

• Lives in the dorms

Jules

• Lives in the dorms

Dina

• Lives in the dorms

Boots

• Security guard for the dorms
• No education
• Talks in third person
• Lazy
• “Boots needs to see some I.D.”

Professor Lottaneck

• Hunter’s professor
• Flirts with Hunter
• Divorced three times